What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 03:18

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Giant Inland Boulder a Remnant of Ancient Tsunami - Newser
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is your worst experience in life?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Muon g-2 announces most precise measurement of the magnetic anomaly of the muon - Fermilab (.gov)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Still no good
My Husband Drinks a Pot of Coffee a Day—So I Asked the Experts If That's Safe - EatingWell
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!